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vad fasen är detta?

Hahaha...

DaysiLindy8166@hotmail.com säger:

hey

Vice säger:

hey m6

was up?

m8

DaysiLindy8166@hotmail.com säger:

i'm 21/f your a male right?

Vice säger:

yes last time i checked

DaysiLindy8166@hotmail.com säger:

nice, I just got off work and finally got some time to relax which site did i msg you from again?

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well hmm maby ueba?

dont know

u added me. =)

where u from?

DaysiLindy8166@hotmail.com säger:

I know a way we can chat and have a better time.. do you cam?

Vice säger:

no sorry

u?

start it. =)

DaysiLindy8166@hotmail.com säger:

Well i don't do yahoo cam or any other cam because i have been recorded before... But i do know one site you can watch me on cam, that assures me no one records...

Vice säger:

okej

whats the url?

DaysiLindy8166@hotmail.com säger:

I mean... Do you want to see me on my cam?

Vice säger:

sure

ho are u? U from?

DaysiLindy8166@hotmail.com säger:

Ok go to http://ow.ly/12irX accept the invite on the page baby

Vice säger:

sweden here

yes sure

where are u from?

DaysiLindy8166@hotmail.com säger:

sweet, fill out the info ur info.. i can not wait for you to see me baby let me find something nice to wear

Vice säger:

nice

where u from?

DaysiLindy8166@hotmail.com säger:

its the sites policy to ensure no minors get access to the site, so they might ask for CC to verify your age babe.

Vice säger:

wow sweet no problemo

where u from?

DaysiLindy8166@hotmail.com säger:

What color Panties do you think i should wear? i might have you favorite color here somewhere...

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hmm i like tiger stripes

u have that?

DaysiLindy8166@hotmail.com säger:

Your such a good boy, i'm gonna show you what good boys deserve.. you can tell me to do anything you want me too!

Vice säger:

can u wear a little funny hat

DaysiLindy8166@hotmail.com säger:

Ok let me know when you get in so I can invite you directly to my cam.

Vice säger:

and tiger stripes Panties ?

DaysiLindy8166@hotmail.com säger:

u have to enter a cc, atm, or debit card so they can tell your of age, thats the ony way to see me sweety

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oh i will do that

but can u wear that?

DaysiLindy8166@hotmail.com säger:

k you in yet babe??

Vice säger:

tiger stripes Panties and a funny hat

but can u wear that?

DaysiLindy8166@hotmail.com säger:

k

Vice säger:

yeeey

where u from?

DaysiLindy8166@hotmail.com säger:

hey

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Are u from greenland?

I love greenlander

DaysiLindy8166@hotmail.com säger:

i'm 21/f your a male right?

Vice säger:

im still a male

or

DaysiLindy8166@hotmail.com säger:

nice, I just got off work and finally got some time to relax which site did i msg you from again?

Vice säger:

well somtimes my girlfriend say that i behave like a schoolgirl

DaysiLindy8166@hotmail.com säger:

I know a way we can chat and have a better time.. do you cam?

Vice säger:

i like to cry

DaysiLindy8166@hotmail.com säger:

Well i don't do yahoo cam or any other cam because i have been recorded before... But i do know one site you can watch me on cam, that assures me no one records...

Vice säger:

but my mother say that that is okej

DaysiLindy8166@hotmail.com säger:

I mean... Do you want to see me on my cam?

Vice säger:

do u like men who cries?

yes

DaysiLindy8166@hotmail.com säger:

Ok go to http://ow.ly/12irX accept the invite on the page baby

Vice säger:

can u wear tiger stripes Panties and a funny hat

?

DaysiLindy8166@hotmail.com säger:

sweet, fill out the info ur info.. i can not wait for you to see me baby let me find something nice to wear

Vice säger:

where u from?

are u from greenland?

i love greenlanders

<3

DaysiLindy8166@hotmail.com säger:

its the sites policy to ensure no minors get access to the site, so they might ask for CC to verify your age babe.

Vice säger:

where u from?

are u from greenland?

DaysiLindy8166@hotmail.com säger:

What color Panties do you think i should wear? i might have you favorite color here somewhere...

Vice säger:

have u alzheimers?

u keep repiting your self

DaysiLindy8166@hotmail.com säger:

Your such a good boy, i'm gonna show you what good boys deserve.. you can tell me to do anything you want me too!

Vice säger:

u keep repeating yourself

DaysiLindy8166@hotmail.com säger:

Ok let me know when you get in so I can invite you directly to my cam.

Vice säger:

yeye what ever bye

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Atleast Tiger didn\\\'t lion being a cheetah. :mellow:

Påminner mig om ett skämt som en 'Glaswegian' berättade för mig på puben under min vistelse där. Såklart dras den mycket bättre muntligt med den rätta dialekten, men den är rolig ändå :D

A man and a tiger walks into a bar. They walk up to the bar and order a pint each. They drink the pints and ask for refills. When they've finished this round they're starting to feel tipsy and decide to order in a bottle of vodka. They finish the bottle and are by now so drunk that when they order another pint the barkeeper says: "No, that's enough for one night, I'm sending you home." So, the man and the tiger start walking towards the door and just as the man reaches the door the tiger passes out. The barkeeper then quickly shouts (kom ihåg att vi befinner oss i Glasgow så detta sägs med sådan dialekt) : "Oi! Ye can't leave that lyon thear!". The man then replies: "Man, that ain't a bloody lion, that's a tiger!".

:P

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