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King Leonidas: [points to Arkadian soldier behind Daxos] Hm... You there! Arkadian what is your profession?

Free Greek-Potter: A potter, sir.

King Leonidas: [points to another soldier] And you, what is your profession?

Free Greek-Sculptor: Sculptor, sir.

King Leonidas: Sculptor

[turns to a thirdrd soldier]

King Leonidas: And you?

Free Greek-Blacksmith: Blacksmith.

King Leonidas: [turns around to Spartan soldiers] SPARTANS! WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION?

Spartans: HA-OOH! HA-OOH! HA-OOH!

King Leonidas: [turning to Daxos] You see, old friend? I brought more soldiers than you did.

King Leonidas: This is Sparta!

Im not a fag or anything. Ive always said: if I had to fuck a guy, I mean had to, if my life depended on it, Id fuck Elvis!

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Im not a fag or anything. Ive always said: if I had to fuck a guy, I mean had to, if my life depended on it, Id fuck Elvis!

True Romance, grym film

Donnie Darco

Donnie: Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?

Frank: Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?

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-Tjena kasper

-Tjeeeena

-Hur è rä?

-De è lunch

-Härligt

-MFHA!

-Öhhh

-Ett stycke värsting

-Aa hon går i trean

-Nått att bita i asså

-Glööööm de, de è ingenting som du har nån chans på

-Vi får väl se

Gissa filmen, "hint" största kultrullen som kommit från Sverige :unsure:

Svaret.

Från Pulp Fiction när Jules och Vincent snackar fotmassage

Jules:

Look, just because I don't be givin' no man a foot massage don't make it right for Marsellus to throw Antwan into a glass motherfuckin' house fuckin' up the way the nigger talks. Motherfucker do that shit to me, he better paralyze my ass cuz I'll kill the motherfucker, know what I'm sayin'?

Vincent:

I ain't saying it's right. But you're saying a foot massage don't mean nothing, and I'm saying it does. Now look, I've given a million ladies a million foot massages, and they all meant something. We act like they don't, but they do, and that's what's so fucking cool about them. There's a sensuous thing going on where you don't talk about it, but you know it, she knows it, fucking Marsellus knew it, and Antwan should have fucking better known better. I mean, that's his fucking wife, man. He can't be expected to have a sense of humor about that shit. You know what I'm saying?

Jules:

That's an interesting point. Come on, let's get into character.

Mer från Pulp Fiction

Jules: Fuck, nigga, what did you do to his towel?

Vincent: I was dryin' my hands.

Jules: You're supposed to wash 'em first.

Vincent: You watched me wash 'em.

Jules: I watched you get 'em wet.

Vincent: I was washing 'em. But this shit's hard to get off. Maybe if I had Lava or something, I coulda done a better job.

Jules: I used the same fuckin' soap you did and when I got finished, the towel didn't look like no god-damn Maxi-Pad.

The Wolf: That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten.

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-Tjena kasper

-Tjeeeena

-Hur è rä?

-De è lunch

-Härligt

-MFHA!

-Öhhh

-Ett stycke värsting

-Aa hon går i trean

-Nått att bita i asså

-Glööööm de, de è ingenting som du har nån chans på

-Vi får väl se

Gissa filmen, "hint" största kultrullen som kommit från Sverige :unsure:

Svaret.

Hahaha, det där klippet kan få mig att skratta hur ycket som helst! :D

Jag borde ta och se hela filmen tror jag, den verkar bra. :o

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Verbal Kint: "the greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was convincing the world he didn´t exist" ( The Usual Suspects )

Verbal Kint: "Who Is Keyser Sozé" (The Usual Suspects)

Terminator: "Hasta la vista, baby!" ( Terminator 2)

Tyler Durden: "The things you own end up owning you." ( Fight Club)

Tyler Durden: "Without pain, without sacrifice, we would have nothing" (Fight Club)

Tommy Johnson: What else you gonna do on a Saturday? ( Football Factory )

Don Corleone: "I'll make him an offer he can't refuse" ( The Godfather )

Forrest Gump: "Mama always said life was like a box a chocolates, never know what you're gonna get" ( Forrest Gump )

John McClane: "Yippie-kie-yae, motherfucker" (Die Hard)

I love the smell of Napalm in the morning! ( Apocalypse Now )

Travis Bickle: "Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets." ( Taxi Driver)

"What we do in life echoes in eternity" ( Gladiator )

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- Gump! What's your sole purpose in this army?

- To do whatever you tell me, drill sergeant!

- God damn it, Gump! You're a god damn genius! This is the most outstanding answer I have ever heard. You must have a goddamn I.Q. of 160. You are goddamn gifted, Private Gump.

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- DONE, DRILL SERGEANT!

- GUUUUUUMP! Why did you put that weapon together so quickly, Gump?

- You told me to, Drill Sergeant?

- Jesus H. Christ! This is a new company record! If it wouldn't be such a waste of a damn-fine enlisted man I'd recommend you for OCS! You are gonna be a general someday, Gump, now disassemble your weapon and continue!

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Lieutenant Daniel Taylor: I'm here to try out my sea legs.

Forrest Gump: But you ain't got no legs, Lieutenant Dan.

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Lieutenant Daniel Taylor: Where are you boys from in the world?

Forrest Gump, Bubba: Alabama, sir!

Lieutenant Daniel Taylor: You twins?

Forrest Gump: No, we are not relations, sir.

-

Forrest Gump: Mama always said life was like a box a chocolates, never know what you're gonna get.

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Forrest Gump: In the land of China, people hardly got nothing at all.

John Lennon: No possessions?

Forrest Gump: And in China they never go to church.

John Lennon: No religion too?

Dick Cavett: Ah. Hard to imagine.

John Lennon: Well it's easy if you try, Dick.

Några favoriter från Forrest Gump. :rolleyes:

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-You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me!? You talkin' to me?!? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to ME?? Well I'm the only one here. Who the f*ck do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? OK. huh? HUH??

-Travis i Taxi Driver. En av favoriterna alla kategorier. :lol:

-Go ahead, make my day!

-Dirty Harry. Kanske en av Clintans kändaste repliker?

Sen är det lite kul när Michael J. Fox spoofar dessa två framför spegeln i Tillbaka till Framtiden III. :doh:

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