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[Mordos]

Jag med då.

Fan. Märkte det efter du hade postat. D:

[Mathias]

American History X:

Lamont: I'm the most dangerous man in this prison. You know why? 'Cause I control the underwear.

- Bästa scenen i hela filmen

[DrStupid]

A Clockwork Orange:

Alex: There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.

[KvaddadPadda]

A Clockwork Orange

Fortsätter på Kubrick-spåret. Från Full Metal Jacket:

You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece!

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Och hela den här dialogen från Goodfellas.

Henry: You're a pisser, you're really funny. You're really funny.

Tommy: What do you mean I'm funny?

Henry: It's funny, you know. It's a good story, it's funny, you're a funny guy.

Tommy: What do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What?

Henry: It's just, you know. You're just funny, it's... funny, the way you tell the story and everything.

Tommy: Funny how? What's funny about it?

Anthony: Tommy no, You got it all wrong.

Tommy: Oh, oh, Anthony. He's a big boy, he knows what he said. What did ya say? Funny how?

Henry: Jus...

Tommy: What?

Henry: Just... ya know... you're funny.

Tommy: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?

Henry: Just... you know, how you tell the story, what?

Tommy: No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!

Henry: Get the fuck out of here, Tommy!

Tommy: Ya motherfucker! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya' stuttering prick ya'. Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning.

[GTApimpfoolife]

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSMOKIN!

- The Mask

[Renard]

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSMOKIN!

- The Mask

Look mom, iv been road killed! Hahaha!

You told me to freeze!

A tommy-gun!

The Mask levererar bara sköna repliker.

[j3ns]

-"I'm Gonne fucking kill ya, then fucking cook ya and then fucking eat ya!" - Johnny McClain - Die hard (2?)

[Renard]

-"I'm Gonne fucking kill ya, then fucking cook ya and then fucking eat ya!" - Johnny McClain - Die hard (2?)

När säger han det?

[Maimstream]

What the fuck is the internet?

-Jay ur filmen Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.

Azzxå. Titta på Kevin Smiths filmer och ni kommer att ha en hel uppsjö med sköna repliker.

Redigerad 12 september, 2007 av Maimstream

[okka]

Jag gillar många repliker från Storytelling, t.ex. då Toby säger:

"I don't know! ...maybe they'll like it."

Klockrent. Paul Giamatti i sitt essä.

Eller den perfekta subtila driften med suck-up-tjejer som läser litteraturkurser och har sex med läraren:

(ang. en text en annan tjej i klassen har skrivit om sexuella övergrepp från en svart lärare)

"It was confessional, yet dishonest. Jane pretends to be horrified by the sexuality that she in fact fetishizes. She subsumes herself to the myth of black male potency, but then doesn't follow through. She thinks she 'respects Afro-Americans,' she thinks they're 'cool,' 'exotic,' what a notch he 'd make in her belt, but, of course, it all comes down to mandingo cliché, and he calls her on it. In classic racist tradition she demonizes, then runs for cover. But then, how could she behave otherwise? She's just a spoiled suburban white girl with a Benneton rainbow complex. It's just my opinion, and what do I know... but I think it's a callow piece of writing."

Eller slutraden:

"Don't be. The movie's a hit"

Eller alla homogrejor med Scooby. Kan inga utantill, men tja.

[j3ns]

När säger han det?

Jag tror det är när han spöar Snubben Hans eller Hans bror vad han nu heter i byggnaden... är inte säker... eller så är det när han slåss mot den där terroristen som bli häng med en kedja runt halsen... kommer inte ihåg

[dangerboy]

yippie kaye motherfucker...

[Renard]

Såg den ovanligt roliga ungdomskomedien Mean Girls för några dar sen. Och jag, vad sägar man om denna replik som fick mig att gapskratta:

-What, can you read swedish or something?

-Sure, everyone in Africa knows swedish

[Lajnux]

What the fuck is the internet?

-Jay ur filmen Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.

Azzxå. Titta på Kevin Smiths filmer och ni kommer att ha en hel uppsjö med sköna repliker.

Ah, älskar den filmen sen ett par år tillbaka! Den är underbar!

[P-C]

Ah, älskar den filmen sen ett par år tillbaka! Den är underbar!

Men usch, hata. xD

Så jävla fjantig, hjärndöd, amerikansk humor. Typ Djungel-George i kubik.

Enda jag skrattade åt var "I'm the clit master!"-scenen.

[KalleR]

"I kill people for money but your my friend so i kill you for nothing"

[okka]

"I kill people for money but your my friend so i kill you for nothing"

Den är klockren!

[Maimstream]

Men usch, hata. xD

Så jävla fjantig, hjärndöd, amerikansk humor. Typ Djungel-George i kubik.

Enda jag skrattade åt var "I'm the clit master!"-scenen.

And we do want to say to the people at home, the clit is not something to be played with.

[Matteus]

"I kill people for money but your my friend so i kill you for nothing"

Men GAH! Säg vilken film det är nu också!

(hjärnsläpp)

[KvaddadPadda]

Men GAH! Säg vilken film det är nu också!

The Last Samurai.

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