Omegle

[Sikorka]

Stranger: david?

Stranger: is that u?

You: pedobear here

You: sup

Stranger: do u liek mudkipz?

You: my tits are so hard

You: give me your credit card

Stranger: 12983-123704-46392-23498-23414

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Hittade omegle för någon månader sen, underbart påhitt. <3

Redigerad 29 maj, 2009 av Sikorka

[Pixiegnom]

Chattade med en 19-årig kines i cirka 40 minuter.

Vi pratade bland annat om skolsystem och tidsskillnader, men sen skulle han sova.

My chinese name is Zeng Ran,just call me Parker:)

[kicken]

Chattade med en 19-årig kines i cirka 40 minuter.

Vi pratade bland annat om skolsystem och tidsskillnader, men sen skulle han sova.

My chinese name is Zeng Ran,just call me Parker:)

Fixade du inte hans msn, aim, irc eller mail?

[Pixiegnom]

Fixade du inte hans msn, aim, irc eller mail?

Han frågade om min MSN, men jag sa att jag inte ville ge ut den. Ångrar mig nästan lite nu...

[VaXXoR]

Haha wtf

Stranger: are you horny girl with cam?

You: yes i am

Stranger: age ?

You: 20

You: you?

Stranger: oh yes

Stranger: 20

You: nice

Stranger: have u got msn ?

[kicken]

Haha wtf

Stranger: are you horny girl with cam?

You: yes i am

Stranger: age ?

You: 20

You: you?

Stranger: oh yes

Stranger: 20

You: nice

Stranger: have u got msn ?

Gotta love internet!

[DrStupid]

Skulle trolla lite för ett par veckor sedan och blev totalt ägd!

Ber om ursäkt för alla låga och dåliga skämt men det var roligt en sen lördagsnatt...

You: Hi!

Stranger: Oh hello

You: I have urgent news!

You: I come from the future

Stranger: Oh yes, do tell

You: and I am to deliver a message to a certain someone...

You: Do you know anybody by the name... Adolf Hitler?

Stranger: You fail, you came back too late

You: Oh snap!

Stranger: better get back to your time machine and redial for 1935

You: 1935 you say?

Stranger: Yes

Stranger: Might be an idea

You: I'll try that one

Stranger: good plan

You: Do you have any other tips?

Stranger: Try not to mess with the nature of causality

Stranger: that can get things very messy

You: oh

You: So that means... I should not go back to the past and not have sex with your mother

You: cause that would unborn you?

Stranger: Wait, double negative

You: mhm

Stranger: does not compute

You: Or does it?

Stranger: Basically you are saying that you should go back to the past and have sex with my mother

You: Or am I?

Stranger: If you are interpreting that sentence from a gramatical point of view

You: Or ain't I?

Stranger: Fuck knows

Stranger: Go ask fuck

You: Just give me an answer

Stranger: to what question?

You: To the question about life, the universe and everything?

Stranger: 42

You: OH SNOPP

You: I KNEW IT!

Stranger: Indeed

You: THAT CHANGES EVERYTHING

Stranger: Not really

You: True...

You: I just wish my life had a meaning...

Stranger: Due to the fact that the answer 42 is only given because the question doesn't make sense

Stranger: Meaning is subjective

You: D:

Stranger: So you can define your own meaning of life and noone can argue as there cannot by definition be an objective meaning to life

You: So that basicly means that if I want to have sex with your mother, it's okay?

Stranger: Sure, she is 60 though

You: MILF?

Stranger: allthough she only looks 50

You: well that's nice

Stranger: Not really, she is getting on a bit

You: That's more than I wanted to know...

Stranger: Hey, you are the one wanting to shag her

You: I never said I wanted to

You: D:

You: I'm screwed, am I?

Stranger: Who knows?

You: That... Is a very good question

You: This is getting... Awkward... Very awkward.

Stranger: Excellent

You: Indeed

Stranger: Oh well

Stranger: Anyways, I must do one so to speak, so wonderful to have a surrealistic chat with you, take care

You: Have a great life!

Stranger: you too boss[/codebox]

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[Renard]

Min första Omegle konveration slutade ,hrm, väldigt seriöst *host host*

2854 users onlineYour Ad Here

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Oi!

Stranger: hey

You: what's up?

Stranger: nothing

You: same here

You: just heard about Omegle at a forum

You: thought i might check it out

Stranger: me too

You: asl?

Stranger: u first

You: ok, i'm a man, 17-years-old, from Stockholm, Sweden

You: like Europe lol

You: great band

Stranger: im chinese

You: awsome!

You: NOT *disconnecting*

Min andra chat blev snäppet värre. Allt är mitt fel

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hey!

Stranger: hello

Stranger: kkkk

Stranger: hi

You: do you like kk downing?

You: is that y you're righting K's

You: ?

Stranger: ^^

I min tredje chat anspelar jag på politik på hög nivå!

You:Hi!

Stranger:Hi

Stranger: Where are you from?

You: Sweden

You: u?

Stranger: korea

Stranger: how old are you?

You: 17. are you allowed to chat with non-koreans?

You: or are you breaking the law right now?

You: you are, arn't you?

Stranger: ok

You: that's badass

You: you are a badass dude

Redigerad 2 juni, 2009 av Renard

[Siana]

You: asl?

You: 17. are you allowed to chat with non-koreans?

Det är en stor skillnad på Nordkorea och Sydkorea...

[Renard]

Min mest fuckade hittills:

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hey!

Stranger: hello, stranger

You: do you like heavy metal?

You: or do you hate it?

Stranger: i like some

You: cool

Stranger: the good shit

You: haha, hell yeash

You: yeah*

Stranger: most of it's shite though

You: now there you are wrong friend

You: i love it all

You: im a headbanger

Stranger: well, I'll bow to your superior knowledge

You: now for that, i thank you stranger

You: you may rise

Stranger: thank you, sire

You: now go and cut the crops like the cattle you are!

You: non-believer!

Stranger: yes sir

Stranger: thank you sir

You: the king is upset

Stranger: [doffs cap]

Stranger: [bows]

You: [cuts your head off and runs for his life]

Stranger: bugger

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

@Siana: Jag vet det lilla gubben, men jag bryr mig inte när jag sitter och jiddrar i ett oseriöst chattrum

Redigerad 2 juni, 2009 av Renard

[Lajnux]

@Siana: Jag vet det lilla gubben, men jag bryr mig inte när jag sitter och jiddrar i ett oseriöst chattrum

Jag tror inte på att du visste.

[Renard]

Jag tror inte på att du visste.

Sydkorea = Snällt land i söder, Nordkorea = The Evil Twin

[P-C]

Fan vad trevlig grej! Har pratat med lite olika människor nu som alla har varit astrevliga. Gillar!

[Illousion]

Had my serious face on.

You: Hi there

Stranger: hey there

You: Mind if i ask you ASL?

Stranger: if u have to...27 m ger

You: Well, it helps knowing "what" you are talking to

Stranger: so give me your data

You: 15/m/swe

Stranger: quite young..

You: Yeah, that's what they say

Stranger: but u dont see it like that?

You: Well, depends on what you compare my age with

Stranger: to what u can compare a age?

You: To other ages

Stranger: ok

Stranger: compare dto my age yiu are quite young

You: Yes sir, can't argue with that

You: Although i see myself to be more mature that alot of people on the internet

Stranger: you are right....there are a lot of freaks who cant behave on the net

You: That's quite right, sir

Stranger: dont call me sir

You: Well, i like to be polite

Stranger: ok... then do so if u like

You: So tell me, what's new in Germany

You: ?

Stranger: one moment ... i have to look in the newspaper

You: I'll wait

Stranger: theres alot of discussion about the future of "Opel"

You: Never cared much for them Opels

You: My friend had an Astra, from the 90's, was in great condition

You: Then during ONE summer, the rust came

You: Ate the whole car up

You: Incredible

Stranger: yeag that was a big issue of the older opels...but atm they build very nice , efficient cars...only GM is the reason for the crisis

You: Well, i couldnt care less about SAAB, but it's a shame what's happening to the American brands within GM

Stranger: yep....but its their own fault if they built cars which are not suitable for people in the 21st century

You: Yeah, i guess that's digging their own grave

You: I still like american cars over any car

Stranger: sorry, but i have to bring our conversation to an end. i have to shower and the go to bed...i have to go to work early next morning...so...sorry

You: That's cool

You: Have a good night, sir

Stranger: you too

[Mark]

Stranger: hi

You: Hello

You: Please save me.

Stranger: asl

Stranger: save u from what

You: I'm trapped in a basement.

You: Dad won't let me out.

You: He comes down sometimes.

You: And do bad things with me.

You: Please, you need to help me out of here.

Stranger: where do u live

You: Austria.

Stranger: uhh

Stranger: i live in the United states of America

Stranger: sry

You: Please.

Stranger: cant help u

You: You've got to help me.

You: Oh no!

You: Dad's coming.

You: He's going to do bad things with me.

Stranger: if u have a computer im sure u can contact the police

You: OH GOD NOOOOOO-

You: ASDG

You: GDA

You: ASDAF

You: Hello.

You: Who is this?

You: Hello?

You: Are you there?

You: Did you just talk to my daughter?

You: Sir.

You: Did you or did you not just tak to my daughter?

You: Hello?

Stranger: form words

Stranger: ill leave this chat roo

Stranger: u ok

Stranger: what does that mean?

Stranger: now

Stranger: *room

You: Hello?

You: Who is this?

Stranger: Shit

Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/codebox]

[Renard]

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi!

Stranger: 你好

You: i'm sorry?

Stranger: http://www.discoverybayforum.com/save/upload/fat2.jpg

You: jesus, this is gtasajten material

"Konversationen" ägde rum för ca 1 min sen .

Kunde inte vara seriös längre:

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: i want talk to a girl..aren't u?

You: i'm a girl

Stranger: really??i said it i want talk to a girl..aren't u?

Stranger: i said it voluntariness

You: well, i am a girl, so start talking big boy

Stranger: ...omg..i not big boy..

Stranger: talk boy..and ..

You: you big girl?

Stranger: thin boy~~

You: you need to eat more fat

You: thin boys are disgusting

Stranger: 180cm..120g..need i??

Stranger: am i thin??180cm..125g..

You: g = grams?

Stranger: .....er

Stranger: i don't know this in english..

Stranger: 60kg..

You: oh, sorry, i come from Sweden, we dont have a weight system here, we measure things in meatballs stacked in very large piles

You: *diconnecting*

Redigerad 3 juni, 2009 av Renard

[RavenE]

we measure things in meatballs stacked in very large piles

Hah!

[Renard]

Hah!

Ångrar att jag inte stannade kvar en stund för att se vad han svarade

[Renard]

Min första seriösa chatt. Den var riktigt trevlig och rolig på sina ställen.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hey dude!

Stranger: hey

You: where you from?

Stranger: well... when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much....

You: hahahahaha! good one!

You: havn't heard that one before

Stranger: really? didn't get that talk from your parents

You: haha, well, i was kinda asking you from where you were from, you know, what country

You: not flowers and bees

Stranger: isn't that birds and the bees?

You: haha, nope

Stranger: well you didn't specify

You: havnt heard that version

You: well, most people get it when you ask the question "where you from"

You: wait, you're fucking with me right?

You: hahaha

Stranger: yeah

You: thought so

Stranger: you seem a little slow, haha

You: you never know man, there are some seriously retarded people out there who dont understand simple questions

You: fucking hate m

You: em*

Stranger: . that's why i use big words to confuzzle them

You: good thing to do, separate the slow from the quick

Stranger: exactly

You: but seriously dude (or maybe you are a chick) where are you from?

You: what COUNTRY lol

You: not what mother

You: trust me, i dont wanna find out

Stranger: haha

Stranger: USA if you must know

You: cool, im from sweden myself

You: age?

You: im 18

Stranger: 17

You: cool

You: omegle is cool

You: fucking random shit

Stranger: sometimes. other times it's just annoying

You: i like luring people

You: told one i was an Hells Angel wanting my money back

Stranger: lol

You: he got scared shitless

Stranger: poor guy

You: what if i, by accident, happened to chat with a guy who was actually in debt with tthe HA

You: he thought he could hide here HAHAHAHAHA

Stranger: he'd probably be scared into paying up

You: but the hells angels found him

You: haha yeah

Stranger: nowhere is safe from the hells angels

You: in that way, i did the HA a favor

You: maybe theyll accept me for it

You: turn me into a prospect or some shit

Stranger: haha. yeah. they'll give you a jacket and then beat the crap out of you from pretending to be an HA

Stranger: *for

You: hahaha! yeah

You: so mutch for beeing a badass

Stranger: you'd be one for a few seconds at least

You: yeah, then i'd be some fat mexican gangsters bitch in jail

You: that ought to hurt

Stranger: that's what you get for trying to be a badass

You: yep, hopefully that gangster will think you are a "goodass" or he'll kill you for not beeing

You: if you know what im saying *blink blink*

You: 

Stranger: lol

You: say, since you are a New Yorker and all, have you seen my favorite movie called The Warriors?

Stranger: lol. so you assume that because i'm from america i'm a new yorker?

You: you said you were

You: no wait!

You: sorry, my bad

You: you said USA

You: i checked it

You: fucking embarrassing

You: lol

Stranger: haha

Stranger: fail

You: epic fail that is

You: should send it to failblog for real

Stranger: it's too much fail even for failblog 

You: haha, yeah, their servers would crash

You: too mutch fail for one server

You: poor server

Stranger: yeah. i'm surprised omegle hasn't crashed

You: haha! yeah!

You: maybe their servers are used to bullshit by now ay?

You: they are immune

Stranger: probably

Stranger: they're so used to fail that it doesn't affect them anymore

You: my point exactly

You: ever been to sweden?

Stranger: no, but i'd like to

You: dude, all we have is IKEA, Abba and som old hair metal, one hit wonder, band called Europe haha

You: and some damn hot women

Stranger: haha

You: seriously, our wool sure beats the britts

You: susan boyle haha

You: ugly ugly britts!

Stranger: lol

Stranger: ever been to america?

You: yep! twice, i like it there more than in sweden

You: i understand the american culture, but i dont understand the swedish

Stranger: if it makes you feel better, i don't understand swedish culture either 

You: thats a good thing!

You: did you know, that each summer, we raise poles all around the country, get pissed drunk and jump around them in circles sounding like frogs?

You: WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THAT!??

Stranger: haha

Stranger: is that a holiday? or do you just do that for no reason 

You: its a holliday, thank God

You: if swedes did it for no reason i would lit for america faster than a rabbit gets fucked

Stranger: haha

You: to quote omar in scarface

Stranger: i've only seen part of scarface

You: oh ok

You: the ending?

You: "say ello to ma little friend"

Stranger: yeah, probably the last 30 minutes or so

You: yep

You: do you think im good at english? i have had four straight A's for the last four years

Stranger: it's good. better than a lot of the americans i've talked to on here, lol

You: for real? thank you! i bow to your superior knowlage 

You: knowledge*

You: my spelling duck though

You: suck*

You: haha

Stranger: haha

You: i guess it duck to

You: too*

Stranger: omegle needs spellcheck

You: haha, yeah

You: i do have the google bar, that one has a spell check

Stranger: i have that too. but i never use it

You: haha, likewise

Stranger: it's just easier to type and hope for the best

You: damn straight!

You: not that anybody cares if you spell wrong anyways

You: this is a chat for christs sake

You: haha

Stranger: not really as long as you get the basic idea

You: yep

You: do you have facebook?

Stranger: no. i used to but i never used it and then i forgot my password... 

You: oh, ok 

You: i know its an old an annoying question, but do you have msn?

You: i hate it when people ask me that haha

You: but you seem like a cool dude

Stranger: i have yahoo messenger

You: ok, i dont

Stranger: haha. that's cause i'm not a dude 

You: you're a chick?

You: awsome!

Stranger: yeah

You: mindfuck at the same time

You: i thought you were a dude al along

You: all*

You: haha

Stranger: you're a dude, though right?

You: yep!

Stranger: okay. one of us guessed right then 

You: and it wasn't me *cry*

You: 

Stranger: haha

Stranger: i win 

You: it's a win/lose situation

Stranger: yep

You: hey listen, it was nice talking to you but im a little tired (its 12:05 AM here in Stockholm), i got to go now!

You: bye!

Stranger: bye!

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[Mordos]

You: Hello

Stranger: hi

Stranger: i'm tonya

You: I'm tony

Stranger: hey look.. your name is in my name

You: Yes it is.

You: Where are you from Tonya? Are you from Russia?

Stranger: no

You: Please tell me you are from Russia.

Stranger: no

Stranger: amer.

You: DO IT.

Stranger: ok

Stranger: i am

You: thanks.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Well um hello i'm not good with stragners

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Stranger: BOOM

You: Holy shit

Stranger: BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM i want you in my room

You: Are you sure you could withstand the awesome force of my raging hard-on?

Stranger: im sure

You: Aw snap.

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You: v

Stranger: ?

Stranger: v?

Stranger: female

Stranger: ivana

Stranger: haha

Stranger: i will go to

Stranger: ähm donä

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