Sämsta låttexten någonsin?

[Shady_4_life]

HAHA hur kan man snacka om meningslösa texten utan att ha satt upp "Eminem-Rain Man"?!

asså, Jag e stort eminem fan, men denna e asrolig, och meningslös!!

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You find me offensive

I find you offensive for finding me offensive

hence if I should draw out a line any fences

if so to what extent, if any, should I go?

cause it's getting expensive

being on the other side of the court room on the defensive

they say I cause extensive psycholgical nerve damage to the brain

when I go to lengths this far at other people's expenses

I say you're all just too god damn sensitive

it's censorship and it's downright blasphemous

let's end this shit now cause I won't stand for this

and Christopher Reeves won't sit for this neither

and let's clear this up too I aint got no beef with him either

he used to be like a hero to me

I even believe I had one of those 25 cent stickers

on my refrigerator right next to Darth Vader

and Darth must have put a hex on him for later

I feel like its my fault cause of the way that

I stuck him off in between him and Lex Luther

I killed Superman I killed Super...Man

and how ironic that I'd be the bad guy kryptonite

the green chronic

(Chorus)

Cause i aint got no legs or no brain

nice to meet you

hi my name is...

i forgot my name

my AIM was not to become what i became with this level of fame

my soul is possessed by this devil

my new name is...

Rain Man

Now in the bible it says

thou shall not watch two lesbians in bed

have homosexual sex

unless of course you were given the consent to join in

then of course it's intercourse and it bisexual sex

which isn't as bad as long as you show some remorse for your actions

either before, during, or after performing the act of that which

is normally reffered to as such more commonly known phrases

that are more used by today kids

in a more derogatory way

but who's to say what's fair to say and what not to say

let ask Dr. Dre

Dr. Dre (what up?)

I got a question if i may (yea)

is it gay to play putt putt golf with a friend (yea)

and watch his butt butt when he tees off (yea)

but but i aint done yet

in football a quarterback yells out hut hut

while he reaches in another grown man's ass

grabs on his nuts, but just what if

it was never meant, it was just an accident

but he tripped, fell, slipped and his penis went in

his teeny, tiny, little, round hiney

and he didn't mean it but his little weenie flinched just a little bit

and I don't need to go into any more details

but what if he pictured it as a female's butt

is that gay? I just need to clear things up

til then I'll just walk around with a manly strut because...

(Chorus)

Cause i aint got no legs or no brain

nice to meet you

hi my name is...

i forgot my name

my name was not to become what i became with this level of fame

my soul is possessed by this devil

my new name is...

Rain Man

You find me offensive

I find you offensive...

shit this is the same verse, I just did this

when am I gonna come to my good senses?

probably the day Bush comes to my defenses

my spider senses telling me Spider-Man is nearby

and my plan is to get him next and open up a whoop ass canister

god damnit Dre where's the god damn beat (yea) anyway

anyway I don't know how else to put it

this is the only thing that I'm good at

I am the bad guy kryptonite, the green chronic

demonic, yep yep, don't worry I'm on it, I got it

high-fived Nick Lechey, stuck a pin in Jessica's head and walked away

and as she flew around the room like a balloon

I grabbed the last can of chicken tuna out the trash can

and flew my ass straight back to the Neverland Ranch

with a peanut butter jelly chicken tuna sandwhich

and I don't even gotta make no god damn sense

I just did a whole song and I didn't say shit

(Chorus)

Cause i aint got no legs or no brain

nice to meet you

hi my name is...

i forgot my name

my name was not to become what i became with this level of fame

my soul is possessed by this devil

my new name is...

Rain Man

[Spankdogg]

HAHA hur kan man snacka om meningslösa texten utan att ha satt upp "Eminem-Rain Man"?!

asså, Jag e stort eminem fan, men denna e asrolig, och meningslös!!

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Now in the bible it says

thou shall not watch two lesbians in bed

have homosexual sex

unless of course you were given the consent to join in

then of course it's intercourse and it bisexual sex

which isn't as bad as long as you show some remorse for your actions

either before, during, or after performing the act of that which

is normally reffered to as such more commonly known phrases

that are more used by today kids

in a more derogatory way

but who's to say what's fair to say and what not to say

let ask Dr. Dre

Dr. Dre (what up?)

I got a question if i may (yea)

is it gay to play putt putt golf with a friend (yea)

and watch his butt butt when he tees off (yea)

but but i aint done yet

in football a quarterback yells out hut hut

while he reaches in another grown man's ass

grabs on his nuts, but just what if

it was never meant, it was just an accident

but he tripped, fell, slipped and his penis went in

his teeny, tiny, little, round hiney

and he didn't mean it but his little weenie flinched just a little bit

and I don't need to go into any more details

but what if he pictured it as a female's butt

is that gay? I just need to clear things up

til then I'll just walk around with a manly strut because...

(Chorus)

Cause i aint got no legs or no brain

nice to meet you

hi my name is...

i forgot my name

my name was not to become what i became with this level of fame

my soul is possessed by this devil

my new name is...

Rain Man

You find me offensive

I find you offensive...

shit this is the same verse, I just did this

when am I gonna come to my good senses?

probably the day Bush comes to my defenses

my spider senses telling me Spider-Man is nearby

and my plan is to get him next and open up a whoop ass canister

god damnit Dre where's the god damn beat (yea) anyway

anyway I don't know how else to put it

this is the only thing that I'm good at

I am the bad guy kryptonite, the green chronic

demonic, yep yep, don't worry I'm on it, I got it

high-fived Nick Lechey, stuck a pin in Jessica's head and walked away

and as she flew around the room like a balloon

I grabbed the last can of chicken tuna out the trash can

and flew my ass straight back to the Neverland Ranch

with a peanut butter jelly chicken tuna sandwhich

and I don't even gotta make no god damn sense

I just did a whole song and I didn't say shit

Eminem försöker inte ens längre..."I just did a whole song and I didn't say shit"

[Cortez]

HAHA hur kan man snacka om meningslösa texten utan att ha satt upp "Eminem-Rain Man"?!

asså, Jag e stort eminem fan, men denna e asrolig, och meningslös!!

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You find me offensive

I find you offensive for finding me offensive

hence if I should draw out a line any fences

if so to what extent, if any, should I go?

cause it's getting expensive

being on the other side of the court room on the defensive

they say I cause extensive psycholgical nerve damage to the brain

when I go to lengths this far at other people's expenses

I say you're all just too god damn sensitive

it's censorship and it's downright blasphemous

let's end this shit now cause I won't stand for this

and Christopher Reeves won't sit for this neither

and let's clear this up too I aint got no beef with him either

he used to be like a hero to me

I even believe I had one of those 25 cent stickers

on my refrigerator right next to Darth Vader

and Darth must have put a hex on him for later

I feel like its my fault cause of the way that

I stuck him off in between him and Lex Luther

I killed Superman I killed Super...Man

and how ironic that I'd be the bad guy kryptonite

the green chronic

(Chorus)

Cause i aint got no legs or no brain

nice to meet you

hi my name is...

i forgot my name

my AIM was not to become what i became with this level of fame

my soul is possessed by this devil

my new name is...

Rain Man

Now in the bible it says

thou shall not watch two lesbians in bed

have homosexual sex

unless of course you were given the consent to join in

then of course it's intercourse and it bisexual sex

which isn't as bad as long as you show some remorse for your actions

either before, during, or after performing the act of that which

is normally reffered to as such more commonly known phrases

that are more used by today kids

in a more derogatory way

but who's to say what's fair to say and what not to say

let ask Dr. Dre

Dr. Dre (what up?)

I got a question if i may (yea)

is it gay to play putt putt golf with a friend (yea)

and watch his butt butt when he tees off (yea)

but but i aint done yet

in football a quarterback yells out hut hut

while he reaches in another grown man's ass

grabs on his nuts, but just what if

it was never meant, it was just an accident

but he tripped, fell, slipped and his penis went in

his teeny, tiny, little, round hiney

and he didn't mean it but his little weenie flinched just a little bit

and I don't need to go into any more details

but what if he pictured it as a female's butt

is that gay? I just need to clear things up

til then I'll just walk around with a manly strut because...

(Chorus)

Cause i aint got no legs or no brain

nice to meet you

hi my name is...

i forgot my name

my name was not to become what i became with this level of fame

my soul is possessed by this devil

my new name is...

Rain Man

You find me offensive

I find you offensive...

shit this is the same verse, I just did this

when am I gonna come to my good senses?

probably the day Bush comes to my defenses

my spider senses telling me Spider-Man is nearby

and my plan is to get him next and open up a whoop ass canister

god damnit Dre where's the god damn beat (yea) anyway

anyway I don't know how else to put it

this is the only thing that I'm good at

I am the bad guy kryptonite, the green chronic

demonic, yep yep, don't worry I'm on it, I got it

high-fived Nick Lechey, stuck a pin in Jessica's head and walked away

and as she flew around the room like a balloon

I grabbed the last can of chicken tuna out the trash can

and flew my ass straight back to the Neverland Ranch

with a peanut butter jelly chicken tuna sandwhich

and I don't even gotta make no god damn sense

I just did a whole song and I didn't say shit

(Chorus)

Cause i aint got no legs or no brain

nice to meet you

hi my name is...

i forgot my name

my name was not to become what i became with this level of fame

my soul is possessed by this devil

my new name is...

Rain Man

Så skön.

[skribb]

Nattefrost - Dinsadansdjeveldyrkaar!!!

Vi ser på maneidene, vi löbår ned te Texaco’n JA!

Vi löbår og badår, med pilsnår og raegår

Vi siddår og pradår, med maritime fiddår

Alt er bare tåppårs, Terje kåmmår med krabbår JA!

Han veltår gravstöddår, han er en djevelsedyrkår

Han dyrkår tomadår, protedår og eblår

Han drebår for Sadan JA! Han brydår bröstet JA!

Han edår og edår

Han står och dridår JA! Og han siddår og pissår

Pissår og dridår, dridår og pissår,

Mi tror mi stobbår, NEI, mi ronkår JA!!!!

Pissar og dridår, dridår og pissår!

Og drar til andre planedår, saed sprudår 100 medår

Mi drar till Rågår Waeddår JA UGH! Han drebårfor sadan JA!

Han drebår, han brebår. Terje kåmmår med burgår JA!

Han fisår. Han ronkår. Han dridår. Han pissår.

Andårs ligår jentår med kuk og adamseblår JA!!

Han pulår Erik Fabår, mens Erik Fabår ronkår JA!

Terje slikkår gamle fiddår, grimme fiddår som smiddår!

Mer horår og fiddår som lignår Adolf Hidlår

Ja, Göran drivår og ronkår en kåd golden retrivår JA!

Andårs ligår jentår som ronkår ogpissår og dridår

Terjer kåmmår med KRABBÅR JA!

Lagom meningsfullt

[Shady_4_life]

Så skön.

Haha..den e ÄNNU roligare om man hör själva låten med!

[Random]

Hon som av em på Idol förra gången det var! refrengen gick typ såhär (varning för känsliga läsare!!!):

hårda h*ror hårda h*ror

f*ttan stickar fram f*ttan stickar fram

[Crice]

"Fittan sticker fram,

Fittan sticker fram,

Hård och hårig,

Hård och hårig"...

Så gick den, serru.

[darkjak]

"WHY DOES IT- RAAAAAAAAAIN!?!

PLEASE GOD CUZ I DON'T UNDERSTAND...."

[skribb]

"Fittan sticker fram,

Fittan sticker fram,

Hård och hårig,

Hård och hårig"

Instant classic.

[felshoe]

Det måste väl ändå vara Eric prydz (stavning) - Call on me ?

[Benvit]

"Fittan sticker fram,

Fittan sticker fram,

Hård och hårig,

Hård och hårig"...

Så gick den, serru.

Jag har "connections" med henne/honom/woot.. I'm not proud..

[Jacker]

Det enda som kommer upp på rak arm är "We don't play guitars"- låten. Minns inte vad gruppen heter. Fast endå är låten lite halvskön på nåt sätt, och det hatar jag.

[Arvid]

Det måste väl ändå vara Eric prydz (stavning) - Call on me ?

Men fatta att "call on me" bara är en sampling från refrängen på en gammal 80-tals låt. Annars kan man säga att alla techno, trance etc. låtar med nån dålig sångslinga som upprepas i all evighet är sämsta låttexten någonsin.

[CurunirOfValinor]

"The Haters" av Thåström har ganska konstig text. Är för övrigt en av hans sämsta låtar någonsin.

Thåström - The Haters

det var vi som föddes nån gång på den tysta tiden

det var vi som kom från söder om stan

det var vi som måste skrika livet ur oss

bara för att veta att vi fanns och var

det var vi som skulle stå längst fram när hela skiten

bara sa pang pang pang

det var vi som skulle skriva vår egen bibel

det var vi som hette haters i en dag

vi byggde vår stil på en helig allians av

tre ackord och sur tirnave

det sistnämnda var systembolagets just då billigaste medicin

med en pikant smak av terpentin

vi hade en blond basist som höll på gnaget

och han var den hårdaste grabben jag mött

vi jobbade på scholls fotvårdslager

det var där vi startade bandet han & jag

vi träffade en trummis med en sex pistols-platta under armen

han ville vara med i pakten och sen så var det klart

det var vi tre mot resten av hela världen

basisten räknade in och vi drog ut i krig

vi byggde vår stil på en helig allians av

tre ackord och sur tirnave

det sistnämnda var sytembolagets just då billigaste medicin

med en pikant smak av terpentin

vi gjorde vår första platta en förmiddag i mars

vräkte ner våra liv på två och en halv minut plast

betalade femtonhundra spänn, vi fick femhundra ex

femhundra ex sjutumssingel svart vinyl

det var vi som var the haters i en dag...

[Tija]

"WHY DOES IT- RAAAAAAAAAIN!?!

PLEASE GOD CUZ I DON'T UNDERSTAND...."

Nej, nej!!

"Why does it rain? Why does it hurt?

Please God, explain, cause I don't understand.

Love made me blind, now I just cry.

Please tell me why... why does it rain?"

Ska du citera låttexter så gör det ordentligt.

[Benvit]

En låt på Madonnas nya skiva är ju inget mästerverk precis.. Men bra =)

I don't like cities

But I like New York

Other places make me feel like a dork

Los Angels is for people who sleep

Paris and London, baby you can't keep

Other cities always make me mad

Other places always make me sad

No other city ever made me glad

Except New York

I love New York

I love New York

I love New York

If you don't like my attitude

Then you can F off

Just go to Texas

Isn't there where they golf?

New York is not for little pussies who scream

If you can't stand the heat

Then get off my street

Get off my street

You get off my street

Get off my street

Just get off my street

Other cities always make me mad

Other places always make me sad

No other city ever made me glad

Except New York

I love New York

I love New York

I love New York

[Reve]

Lilla Melodi festivalens "vi är sveriges coolaste tjejer" eller vad den hette dom sa bara det och nånting till helt åhh ja hatar sånt

[Anathema]

Olinda - Playboy Bunny

Playboy Bunny

La lala lala lalalala la lala lala lala

I, I can feel your eyes undressing me

Making me feel fine

You, you can work my body like no one

Tar lungt priset.

[krull]

Vänta det har dock hänt nått/

det kom en frukt kola fan vad gött/

det är bode surt och sött/

utan den blir jag trött/

jag har frågat många jag har mött/

frukt kola inne håller inge kött/

och det luktar inte dött/

för det är fuktigt och nyfött/

jag är en frukt kole gud/

du vill inte smaka på min fot hud/

(hyperseriös)

Redigerad 16 november, 2005 av krull